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Deep blue conical vessel with red spiral thread wrapping around it, populated with tiny figures of people walking
Model figure of a woman pushing a pram on the red spiral ledge of a deep blue turned vessel
Deep blue conical vessel with red spiral thread running from base to rim.
Deep blue conical vessel with red helical thread spiralling from base to rim
Five painted figures standing on a red spiral thread ascending a deep blue conical vessel
Small model figure of a man in an olive waistcoat holding a white plate

Life, Blue Stained Turned Vessel

by Greg Kent Art in WoodMade by a QEST ScholarPrice on application

Handmade to order, typically ready in 100 days.

A deep blue vessel, tall and tapering to a narrow foot, with a red spiral ledge winding from the bottom to the rim. Look closer and there are people on it: a woman pushing a pram, a man with a briefcase, a painter with his palette, a couple mid-argument, a queue of commuters. All of them on the same road, going round and up. The vessel is turned from a single blank and the spiral is cut into the wall of it, then painted, so the road is part of the pot rather than something stuck on. The blue is a stain thin enough that the grain reads straight through it. The figures are model railway scale, which is the joke: from across a room this is a large blue vase, and you have to walk up to it before anyone appears. It came second in the Master's competition at Wizardry in Wood in 2025, the Worshipful Company of Turners' exhibition. It is the least subtle piece Greg has made and the funniest: a life is a spiral staircase, everyone is on it, and nobody gets off.

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  1. 01Enquire

    Tell the maker what you have in mind and your budget.

  2. 02Discuss and quote

    They shape the piece with you and agree a price.

  3. 03Made for you

    The maker crafts it to order.

  4. 04Delivered

    Your finished piece arrives.